I know what you're thinking. Sadie gives birth and suddenly her blog is nothing but baby pictures?
That is correct.
I know, right? No one likes a crazy overload of anything pictures, let alone baby pictures. But YOU GUYS, I swear my baby is adorable and he is the only exception to the "we all hate your baby pictures" rule.
Also, what other option do I have? I can't possibly post every picture I want to post on Instagram because people would riot in the streets. To the blog I turn.
Behold, my beautiful baby. Gorge your eyes.
|Mom, what is that. Get it away. Do not come closer.|
|No? Still coming? Ok, but I AM THE MOST INDEPENDENT CHILD EVER KNOWN so I must hold it myself.|
|Alright, I did it. I held it in my mouth for three seconds, spit it out, and now we are done. |
Thank you for your time.
|Wait no mom did you not understand?! I said we are done! Get that thing away!|
|You fools. What part of "get that thing away from me" did you not understand? DID I STUTTER?|
|I WILL TAKE NO MORE! *goes into full baby "I hate this and you are going to know it" mode*|
|Mmm. Yes. Much better. How well I have trained you.|
|Better luck next time.|