You guys. I bought a green leather jacket.
Why? Because it looked cute on the fashionable Asian lady modeling it.
And so I ask again: Why? I am not Asian. I am not fashionable.
Like, so not fashionable you guys. I don't even own a necklace. (Lies. I might own two.) I only realized that wearing black and brown isn't a taboo anymore like a week ago. Was it even ever a taboo? Sometimes I look at something and I'm like "yeah, that would be a great outfit." But then I put it on and I realize I look like someone from one of those "What made you look in the mirror and say, 'yes, this is how I choose to represent myself today'?" memes. It's bad.
If something comes into style you can be positive I'll pick up on it about a month before it goes out. I already have a pair of hipster glasses picked out for like three years from now when it's so ridiculously "out" that people cry upon seeing me. I'm like a walking fashion charity case.
When the jacket arrived in the mail I opened it, and looked at it, and laughed at myself a little. Ok, I laughed at myself a lot. And then I thought, "Who is fashionable? Who knows what to do with this thing?" And the answer came to me: every other blogger in the world.
So this is me, pathetically and desperately asking for your help. How do you wear a green leather jacket?
I'd like to avoid looking like this, if at all possible.