ATTENTION provo area ladies

Here is what is happening: I am selling my contract.

This is awesome for a few reasons. Firstly because it means I'm getting married, secondly because some lucky lady gets to move in with my lovely, amazing roommates :)

If you - or anyone you know - is looking to purchase a contract in the general Provo area, please direct them to the link below!

Click Here!

I will make you a cookie. Or probably buy you a cookie. I'm not the best baker.

When we're on the topic, let's talk about this. I posted the contract on Craigslist and as I was looking for the appropriate category on KSL I came across this:

Ok. I don't mean to offend anyone on the topic of death or anything, but really, I am so confused. Like, did they go the cremation route after all? Did the family underestimate their ability to hold on for so long that they're selling the land? Did the hit man fail epically? I just don't understand. Under what circumstances would you be selling a burial plot?

Really, I'm looking for explanations here.