Xander (my 8 year old nephew): Come play with me!
Sadie: Aww man I can't, I have to finish this paper!
Sadie: I know, so lame, but it's due tomorrow
Xander: Do you have to print it out?
Xander: But . . . that should be so easy!!
Sadie: You would think, but I have to write it first.