Ok, in all seriousness, is it national car wash day?
Cause like, I was driving to print off some newsletters for Relief Society when I noticed that one of the traffic lanes was at a stop. Odd. I switched lanes and didn't really wonder about it until I realized it was full of cars waiting in line for a car wash.
...What? Yeah. There were like, 50 million cars at the Super Sonic on State Street. I wrote it off cause I figured they were offering free washes+a lollipop or something. People get excited about these sorts of things.
But then, a few hours later, I was on my way home from the grocery store when I was, once again, slowed down in my lane. Was there a red light ahead? Was there an accident? No, there was a car wash.
So many cars, so few employees, so much slowed driving.
Why?? I mean, they aren't even the same car wash companies. Is everyone on their way to a clean car convention? No, they're not, cause that's ridiculous and those don't exist.
Do I need to get my car washed? Do they know something I don't?
Tell me what I'm missing!