Day Six: Dinner
It's ok. I ate chicken and salad earlier. I usually eat more than cereal.
But you guys, I just discovered Silk. Yesterday. And I am obsessed with it. I am thinking of telling people that I am lactose intolerant so I never have to drink normal milk ever again.
I mean, I tell people I'm allergic to sea food so I don't see how this is that different.
... What? Im not really allergic to sea food? I know. This will come as news to some of you. But like, I have legit reasoning behind that lie.
"You don't like fish? Well you haven't tried this kind yet!"
"But I really hate it."
"You haven't tried my recipe!"
"It makes me sick."
"You're being dramatic."
"I throw up."
"You didn't eat it fresh enough."